Buying Cars and Clearasil

* When taking your son to buy new shoes, make sure he is actually wearing shoes. Otherwise, you'll find yourself in the men's shoe department trying on shoes for him while he's stuck in the car.

* It does not matter how long you run it, your car's heater will not work if the engine won't start.

* If your toothpaste isn't foaming up as usual, you may be using Clearasil.