Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Spot, Slather, and Shrimp

* It is not necessary to use the garage door opener remote when backing up out of your spot at the grocery store... or at the mall, or at church, or when leaving a friend's driveway.

* The quickest way to find a paper cut on your hand is by slathering it in hand sanitizer.

* If you've never deveined shrimp, you may want to look up the proper procedure before spending 30 minutes cutting out the wrong vein on a bowl full of shrimp.

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