Bath, Button, and Brush

* It's best to remove your watch and any jewelry before dipping your hand in a hot paraffin wax bath.

* When already exhausted from treadmill walking at a steep incline, hitting the "6 mph" button instead of the "6% incline" button is not recommended.

* When chaperoning an overnight field trip, it's important to remember exactly where you put your toothbrush or you may accidentally end up using your roommate's.