Raining Ridiculous Recipes

*  If it starts raining in your car while you're going through the car wash, your sun roof may be open just a smidge.

*  Before cutting into a pattern it's a good idea to make sure you bought the correct size. Although, even if you hadn't cut into it already, once you unfold it there's no fitting it back into that little envelope, anyway.

*The new recipe you used for dinner may have tasted pretty good, but it included grated apples. Isn't your son allergic to apples?