* If your alarm clock stays on after you’ve unplugged it, it
is not possessed. You unplugged the lamp.
* We’d lived in our current house about three years when I
decided it was time to test out our Jacuzzi tub (what can I say? I’m more of a
shower person). I turned on the hot water, left for a few minutes and when I
came back found all sorts of icky dust and whatnot floating in the water. Guess
it had been a while since I’d last rinsed the tub out! So I turned off the
water, drained the tub, rinsed it all out, and turned on the hot water again. A
few minutes later I came to check on things and there was no water in the tub…
I’d forgotten to close the drain! Urgh. Okay, one more try. Closed the drain,
turned on the hot water and returned ten minutes later to a beautifully filling
bath tub. Got myself all ready, stepped inside, and…. *cold* water! Apparently,
in my other attempts to fill the tub I’d used up all the hot water. Grumble,
grumble. However, I was determined to take a bath, so I
waited an hour or so before trying again. This time, perfection! As I finally
laid in the hot bath I relaxed immediately… and then turned on the jets. Are
you aware that if you haven’t used the jets in a tub for a while they tend to
collect disgustingness? And did I mention I hadn’t used this tub in the three
years we’d lived in the house? Yup. Within a moment all that disgustingness was
swirling and bubbling around me. ACCCKKKKK! I think I’ll stick to showers.
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